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5. Claude Faustus Learns to Unlock the Aphrodisiac Properties of Blood.

4. Butler Charged with Reckless Endangerment After Almost Killing His Master with Dad Humor

3. Local Butler Wastes 300lbs of Cake Mix in An Effort to Intimidate Rival Butler Sebastian Michaelis

2. Butler of the Trancy Manor Sets Table Using New Form of Interpretive Tap Dancing

1. Infamous Butler Claude Faustus Fucking Dies




